"Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep."
- (via sincerelypalita)

(Source: relaxsmilebreathe, via t00-many-fandoms)

mom: how long are you going to listen to that song

me: centuries

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring